BEERSEXUAL TEE

I’m Beersexual Tee 🍺 | By Drunken Times

Some people fall in love with humans.
Others fall in love with hops, barley, and bad decisions.

Introducing the “I’m Beersexual” tee — the ultimate declaration of loyalty to the one true love that never leaves you on read: beer.

Soft, comfy, and dangerously honest, this shirt says what your Saturday nights (and Sunday mornings) already know. Whether you’re a casual sipper or a certified pint professional, wear it proudly — because love is love… and yours just happens to come in a cold frosty glass. 🍻

Perfect for:

• Bar crawls and brunches that get out of hand

• Wing nights with the squad

• Scaring sober people at 11 a.m.

• Reminding everyone that beer > commitment

Warning: May cause excessive cheers, compliments, and spontaneous chug-offs.